APRIL FOOLS

What do you get when you mix an Argentinean and a Polak? DISASTER!!

OK, I like to overexaggerate things... I know... It's in my nature. But tonight, I swear, there is nothing being exaggerated. This week has been less than pleasant. I knew that since last week was so fucking amazing... this week couldn't possibly be as good. Thanfully, my good friends Tania, and Simon have stepped in with a friendtervention to help me set some new rules for my life.

1. No more Jdate. Ever. (which is fine by me)
2. No more sleepovers that don't involve some sort of fornication whether it be oral or otherwise.
3. No dating men that have been out of a relationship for less than 9 months.
4. Never recycle old dates, even if they were REALLY nice, and/or hot.
5. No dating men that have glasses
6. No dating men that live in the plateau.
7. No dating men that don't pick me up.
8. No more dessert.
9. No dating men that don't speak English as a first language. Some things may get LOST IN TRANSLATION.
10. Return my retard magnet that I bought on EBay.

Now, I know I sound bitter... that's fine. Really, all this has done is add one more scene to 10 is Just a 1 and a 0.

But to any of you that read the title and think I was kidding about what I called to tell you... SADLY, I was not. But let's all be friends because I love hanging out with you. Tania says I should now understand why "her people" hate Argentineans... I will admit that I am deeply saddened by the turn of events that took place this evening because really, I never saw this one coming, not in a million years.

HAPPY FRIDAY.

BTW - this was my horoscope for today - FUNNY

Tamara
December 14, 2006
You may be feeling like a snail who is emerging from her shell, Tamara. When no one is looking, you slowly, cautiously stick your head out and put up your antenna to take a reading on the outside world. When you see a creature similar to yourself, you feel comfortable and come out of your shell a little more. Be careful of letting your defenses down too much, however, because a big hungry chicken is coming along who is looking for his dinner.

That's it! I'm officially off chicken.