I almost got someone arrested!

Note to self:

If someone calls your friend's sister's house for you and they say they are the police, you should probably listen.

Last night, after dinner, Dave's friend Mike jumped into the backseat, knocked me over and proceeded to pretty much hump me while I was concerned about my pizza being squashed. After we dropped him off, Dave noticed that an SUV was following us. After a while, it stopped and turned onto another street.

Dave dropped me off and about 10 minutes later the phone rang. It was for me. The man claimed to be a police officer.

I laughed.

He started to get very serious. He asked me if I had just been assaulted in the backseat of a dark coloured Honda Civic.

l laughed some more.

He said that I should stop laughing because he was about to arrest Dave's friend for assault. Apparently the woman in the SUV "saw a woman being assaulted in the backseat of a Civic. She was being kneed in the head." The officer put Mike on the phone and he said "listen tamara, it's not a joke. please tell the officer that i wasn't assaulting you."

I asked the officer to please hold, my cell was ringing. It was Dave. I gave it to Abby. Abby said "Dave it's a little late for jokes." he said "No joke Abby, the cops are at my place too."

So I told the police officer that no one was assaulting me , or had assaulted me, and that it was all jokes.

I was still laughing.

Abby's sister finished off the conversation with the police officer and thanked him very much for responding to the call.

I really thought it was a joke. I swear it just seemed to outrageous to be true!

No one got arrested, and everyone went home happy.

The Toronto police respond to situations very quickly. Kudos to them.