My pants almost fit

This morning, the weather forecast was not so warm. I decided to break out a pair of fall/winter pants. As I pulled them off the hanger, I said a slow prayer to myself hoping that they would fit. "Dear G-d - I promise I will work out more if you just please please please please please let these pants fit me today." and they did. But as the day has gone on, I find myself more and more uncomfortable in these pants. I also have a bit of a belly hanging over them! Holy shit people (and by people I really mean my loyal fans Dave and Selin)! I have a belly! It's official... Call Maury, I am going to be need someone to cut open my patio doors and airlift me to a nearby hospital where I will have gastric bypass surgery.

I have just checked the weather forecast for the weekend. TO looks pretty good to me, alternating between sun & rain with temperatures in the mid-teens low 20's. Where did summer go? I didn't spend nearly enough time outside... I spent a total of 2 days in a bathing suit (which btw is still MIA - ALL I WANT IS MY BATHING SUIT BACK!! I AM WILLING TO PAY A RANSOM FOR IT)... And my hair got lighter.

Everyone needs to see the movie "Little Miss Sunshine." In fact, I think I need to see it again because it put me in the most fantastic mood that I've been in in a long time (ok, maybe the company had something to do with it, but I like to believe it was all about the movie). Made me laugh until I thought I would piss myself. Now that would have been embarrassing.

Also - I am on chapter 13 of "The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocolypse. The suggestion I got was not a lie - this is so far the funniest book I have ever read. So funny that I am having a difficult time taking it seriously. I'm following a teady bear and a 13 year old on a murder mystery to solve the serial killings of humpty dumpty, little boy blue and g-d knows who else will die before this book is over. I can't wait to get home and read it tonight. This is a book for adults - not children... It's got booze, and sex (yes talking teady bears have sex too...), and innapropriate language... Love it!

I wish Val would send me pics from her bday this weekend... There seemed to be some pretty nice ones... But she's lazy. Poop on her.