Yes - you are reading correctly. I bought my 20 year old brother condoms. At Costco. And my parents were with me. Silly kid - too shy to buy them himself. I tried to explain that if he was old enough to have sex, he was old enough to buy condoms. Can you imagine "Hey baby - I got 3 boxes at Costco... My big sister picked them up for us." I would NOT be impressed.
It happened as we were walking up a food aisle munching on sausage samples. He said "Can you buy me condoms?" I said "what?" he said "condoms. I'm too shy to buy them myself. Just tell mom and dad they're for you." BUT I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH ANYONE!! Isn't it a little suspicious... "Hey mom and dad - I'm just going to toss this multi-pack of condoms into the cart just in case I start having crazy sex in the near future." right...
My brother left Costco to go meet his girlfriend leaving me alone with the rents and the task of buying condoms inconspicuously... I said to my mom "so... How's Corey doing with Becky??" "Good... I can't believe it's been three months already." "Wow..." "Ya, she seems like a really nice girl..." "Ya - so have you guys had a talk with him at all?" "A talk?" "Ya... you know a talk." "Larry - come over here..." oops... not where i intended that to go...
To make a very long - but funny story short. We bought the condoms for my brother. My mom knew they weren't for me... My friend Simon came over. I couldn't resist telling him the story. I left a note taped to the boxes that read "Hey dude - have fun & be safe! Love Tamara & Simon (and mom and dad)...
Ha! What a night... until Simon and I realized my baby brother is having more sex than both of us.
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